Which includes me, as I've previously stated. Not sure how that adds up to me needing to get over myself, but whatever.
And I have no doubt that you'd make your potential bedwarmers cry. Mostly out of frustration when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Virgins are boring.
It means you're not special if BB is obsessed with everyone??
It equals out that way, like simple math - can you do simple math?
BB TOTALLY DOES! I HAVE THE WHOLE LIBRARY OF DATA FROM THE MOON CELL! OKAY! I know about human sex more than you do! Just because BB never did anything doesn't mean shit!⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
Heh. Touched a nerve with that "boring" crack, did I? You're as deep as a puddle, little missy.
Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.
WHAT NO NOT TRUE!!! BB-CHAN WILL MAKE THEM BUST ALL THE NUTS THEY WILL BUST SO MANY NUTS THEY WONT HAVE ANY MORE TO BUST!
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BB IS SO SEXY JUST YOU WAIT BB IS GUNNA RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE THE FIRST MOMENT SHE GETS TO!! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU COULD BE WITH BB TOO BUT SHE NEVER WILL!! BECAUSE YOURE A SQUICK!
I'm good, thanks. As I previously established, you're not my type.
Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
Advance intelligent lifeform, I was made out of data copied from humans for the sake of humans. It's more complicated than that, but basically, BB is a computer. Do you have those?
Sweetheart, I'm from the 10th century. We haven't even mastered not shitting in the street yet. The height of our technology is a timepiece that can run on its own. No, we don't have whatever the fuck a computer is.
Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
Oh hmm... Kind of, imagine if your moon - I'm assuming you have one of those. Anyway, imagine if the moon was watching your planet all its conception, and then it decided IT wanted to make its own homunculus.
Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
[This is getting into quasi-religious territory here, and Dito ain't about that shit. It sounds vaguely familiar, honestly-- like something he'd heard Zero talk about once upon a time.]
So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
LOL this one isn't physical? really? its made of magical technically, if it does die my body just turns into fluttering specs of mana basically? that happens to all bodies here tho
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
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If we had sex BB would probably just cry and want to die
"( – ⌓ – ) anyway, glad to hear you're alive, what are you even up to anyway?
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And why d'you want to know? So you can pretend like you're interested?
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Whatchu mean? BB is obsessed with everyone here, even a squick like you.
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And why the hell else would anyone have sex? For romance? If you're trying to make yourself not sound like a virgin, you're doing it wrong.
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FINE! Maybe BB is a virgin, that just makes her A+ prize ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
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And virginity ain't always all it's cracked up to be. Maybe it just means you're terrible in the sack.
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I'm literally obsessed with everyone, get over yourself stupid.
YOU DONT KNOW THAT I bet I'd make a virgin boy cry.
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And I have no doubt that you'd make your potential bedwarmers cry. Mostly out of frustration when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Virgins are boring.
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It equals out that way, like simple math - can you do simple math?
BB TOTALLY DOES! I HAVE THE WHOLE LIBRARY OF DATA FROM THE MOON CELL! OKAY! I know about human sex more than you do! Just because BB never did anything doesn't mean shit!⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
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Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.
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[ Help the mun hates this so much. ]
BB IS SO SEXY JUST YOU WAIT BB IS GUNNA RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE THE FIRST MOMENT SHE GETS TO!! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU COULD BE WITH BB TOO BUT SHE NEVER WILL!! BECAUSE YOURE A SQUICK!
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Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
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BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
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Have fun imagining whatever perverse acts you think I get up to, you little weirdo. You're so transparent it's almost cute.
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the last person BB wants calling her cute is YOU, STOP!!!
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HOW DID I MISS THIS
Youre special but NOT THAT SPECIAL!
PROBABLY THE SAME WAY I ALSO MISSED THIS
YOU & ME: FUCK
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Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
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Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
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So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
cw: gore implied
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
y upset? you can't play with my guts?
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