I'm good, thanks. As I previously established, you're not my type.
Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
Advance intelligent lifeform, I was made out of data copied from humans for the sake of humans. It's more complicated than that, but basically, BB is a computer. Do you have those?
Sweetheart, I'm from the 10th century. We haven't even mastered not shitting in the street yet. The height of our technology is a timepiece that can run on its own. No, we don't have whatever the fuck a computer is.
Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
Oh hmm... Kind of, imagine if your moon - I'm assuming you have one of those. Anyway, imagine if the moon was watching your planet all its conception, and then it decided IT wanted to make its own homunculus.
Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
[This is getting into quasi-religious territory here, and Dito ain't about that shit. It sounds vaguely familiar, honestly-- like something he'd heard Zero talk about once upon a time.]
So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
LOL this one isn't physical? really? its made of magical technically, if it does die my body just turns into fluttering specs of mana basically? that happens to all bodies here tho
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
Upset? Don't flatter yourself, peanut-- you're not that interesting.
But that sounds like what happens when Intoners die back in my world. All this magical energy gets released and absorbed into the person who killed them. Or so I've been told.
Is that what happens to you? Do you just get absorbed back into the moon or whatever? Have you died before?
[ But like actually - because shes made up of shit. Actual shit. The shit human's shit out. But not actual shit, rhetorical shit. ]
lolol u sound scared? just so you know im not an intoner or w.e. that sounds cool as fuck tho.
me dying is the standard way any servant dies so, its not that special. I've died plenty of times because that's my job - basically. Then we just come back so long as our saint graph is intact. that's a bit complicated, but basically, as long as our soul is in this box that records our existence. we can die as many times as we need to. there are some exceptions, where we need to be careful etc, but its all complicated to explain
here though, if i die, i die-die. then go through inferna like anyone else
And here I thought I was just making a dry observation. Good to know you're so good at reading people through textual correspondence.
An Intoner is a powerful sorceress capable of manipulating the world through Songs. People back home say they've been touched by the gods, or that they're goddesses themselves, and they rule over the various regions of my world. There are six of them in total, and you can identify them by the numbers they have branded into their foreheads.
My mistress was Five, and I was her Disciple. That means I was imbued with powerful magic in order to better serve my lady in whatever she required. Sounds like you might have been cut from a similar cloth?
Oh interesting... Well, you can say BB is probably more powerful then them then - if you go by numbers alone?
If each one represented Gods, BB represents more than 10!
And she doesn't need stupid numbers branded onto her forehead! sounds lame anyway lmfao
ANYWAY FUCK all that i just said, that means you're a familiar? Basically BB uses the familiar concept to make herself exist, its complicated stuff, but I am borrowing that system to make myself exist as an entity. I otherwise wouldnt exist... Uh... Yeah, its complicated.
dw about it but, kind of all similar to everything but different.
Do you guys have dimensions or realties and stuff? cause like, BB's stuff deals with dimension crap - idk if your Girly Boss Gods knew how to manipulate that far.
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Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
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BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
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Have fun imagining whatever perverse acts you think I get up to, you little weirdo. You're so transparent it's almost cute.
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the last person BB wants calling her cute is YOU, STOP!!!
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HOW DID I MISS THIS
Youre special but NOT THAT SPECIAL!
PROBABLY THE SAME WAY I ALSO MISSED THIS
YOU & ME: FUCK
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Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
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Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
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So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
cw: gore implied
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
y upset? you can't play with my guts?
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But that sounds like what happens when Intoners die back in my world. All this magical energy gets released and absorbed into the person who killed them. Or so I've been told.
Is that what happens to you? Do you just get absorbed back into the moon or whatever? Have you died before?
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im not like most girls
[ But like actually - because shes made up of shit. Actual shit. The shit human's shit out. But not actual shit, rhetorical shit. ]
lolol u sound scared? just so you know im not an intoner or w.e. that sounds cool as fuck tho.
me dying is the standard way any servant dies so, its not that special. I've died plenty of times because that's my job - basically. Then we just come back so long as our saint graph is intact. that's a bit complicated, but basically, as long as our soul is in this box that records our existence. we can die as many times as we need to. there are some exceptions, where we need to be careful etc, but its all complicated to explain
here though, if i die, i die-die. then go through inferna like anyone else
so anyway whats this intoner thing?
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An Intoner is a powerful sorceress capable of manipulating the world through Songs. People back home say they've been touched by the gods, or that they're goddesses themselves, and they rule over the various regions of my world. There are six of them in total, and you can identify them by the numbers they have branded into their foreheads.
My mistress was Five, and I was her Disciple. That means I was imbued with powerful magic in order to better serve my lady in whatever she required. Sounds like you might have been cut from a similar cloth?
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Oh interesting... Well, you can say BB is probably more powerful then them then - if you go by numbers alone?
If each one represented Gods, BB represents more than 10!
And she doesn't need stupid numbers branded onto her forehead! sounds lame anyway lmfao
ANYWAY FUCK all that i just said, that means you're a familiar? Basically BB uses the familiar concept to make herself exist, its complicated stuff, but I am borrowing that system to make myself exist as an entity. I otherwise wouldnt exist... Uh... Yeah, its complicated.
dw about it but, kind of all similar to everything but different.
Do you guys have dimensions or realties and stuff? cause like, BB's stuff deals with dimension crap - idk if your Girly Boss Gods knew how to manipulate that far.