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The fuck is a "squick"? Speak English, you dumb bint!
And why the hell else would anyone have sex? For romance? If you're trying to make yourself not sound like a virgin, you're doing it wrong.
And why the hell else would anyone have sex? For romance? If you're trying to make yourself not sound like a virgin, you're doing it wrong.
YOURE A SQUICK!! GET OVER YOURSELF!!!
FINE! Maybe BB is a virgin, that just makes her A+ prize ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
FINE! Maybe BB is a virgin, that just makes her A+ prize ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
You're the one who claims to be obsessed with me. Stop projecting.
And virginity ain't always all it's cracked up to be. Maybe it just means you're terrible in the sack.
And virginity ain't always all it's cracked up to be. Maybe it just means you're terrible in the sack.
???
I'm literally obsessed with everyone, get over yourself stupid.
YOU DONT KNOW THAT I bet I'd make a virgin boy cry.
I'm literally obsessed with everyone, get over yourself stupid.
YOU DONT KNOW THAT I bet I'd make a virgin boy cry.
Which includes me, as I've previously stated. Not sure how that adds up to me needing to get over myself, but whatever.
And I have no doubt that you'd make your potential bedwarmers cry. Mostly out of frustration when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Virgins are boring.
And I have no doubt that you'd make your potential bedwarmers cry. Mostly out of frustration when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Virgins are boring.
It means you're not special if BB is obsessed with everyone??
It equals out that way, like simple math - can you do simple math?
BB TOTALLY DOES! I HAVE THE WHOLE LIBRARY OF DATA FROM THE MOON CELL! OKAY! I know about human sex more than you do! Just because BB never did anything doesn't mean shit!⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
It equals out that way, like simple math - can you do simple math?
BB TOTALLY DOES! I HAVE THE WHOLE LIBRARY OF DATA FROM THE MOON CELL! OKAY! I know about human sex more than you do! Just because BB never did anything doesn't mean shit!⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾
Heh. Touched a nerve with that "boring" crack, did I? You're as deep as a puddle, little missy.
Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.
Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.
WHAT NO NOT TRUE!!! BB-CHAN WILL MAKE THEM BUST ALL THE NUTS THEY WILL BUST SO MANY NUTS THEY WONT HAVE ANY MORE TO BUST!
[ Help the mun hates this so much. ]
BB IS SO SEXY JUST YOU WAIT BB IS GUNNA RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE THE FIRST MOMENT SHE GETS TO!! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU COULD BE WITH BB TOO BUT SHE NEVER WILL!! BECAUSE YOURE A SQUICK!
[ Help the mun hates this so much. ]
BB IS SO SEXY JUST YOU WAIT BB IS GUNNA RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE THE FIRST MOMENT SHE GETS TO!! ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU COULD BE WITH BB TOO BUT SHE NEVER WILL!! BECAUSE YOURE A SQUICK!
I'm good, thanks. As I previously established, you're not my type.
Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
Was this your whole reason for contacting me, by the way? To beat your chest about your nonexistent sexual prowess like some sort of pathetic attention-starved gorilla? Because it ain't exactly a good look for you, I gotta say.
NO!
BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
BB was trying to see how the fuck you were and if you were dead or something, she was literally just making sure you were alive ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ and you ARE!
Now BB can leave you to your day while you go suck nuts or whatever it is you do.
Well, now you know how the fuck I am. Try and hide your disappointment-- I'm practically designed to be tough to kill. Kinda like a roach that way.
Have fun imagining whatever perverse acts you think I get up to, you little weirdo. You're so transparent it's almost cute.
Have fun imagining whatever perverse acts you think I get up to, you little weirdo. You're so transparent it's almost cute.
lmao??? you would be an annoying little roach, BB is glad to know she doesn't have to ever worry about you falling apart then
the last person BB wants calling her cute is YOU, STOP!!!
the last person BB wants calling her cute is YOU, STOP!!!
Could've fooled me with all the effort you expend to get my attention. You're like a dumb mongrel puppy begging for scraps. It's cute.
BB does this much effort for everyone, she might as well put the same effort in for a squick too.
Youre special but NOT THAT SPECIAL!
Youre special but NOT THAT SPECIAL!
It must be exhausting being you. Where do you find all this time to care about what everyone thinks of you? You have my sympathies.
Edited 2024-12-09 14:13 (UTC)
oh im an AI? so like i never run out of energy lmao?? you might not know what that is tho
About time you got something right about me. What the fuck is an AI?
Advance intelligent lifeform, I was made out of data copied from humans for the sake of humans. It's more complicated than that, but basically, BB is a computer. Do you have those?
Sweetheart, I'm from the 10th century. We haven't even mastered not shitting in the street yet. The height of our technology is a timepiece that can run on its own. No, we don't have whatever the fuck a computer is.
Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
Are you some kind of homunculus or something? Someone I know back home used to make those. Creepy as hell.
[The fact that this is through text hides that he'd meant for that to be a compliment.]
Oh hmm... Kind of, imagine if your moon - I'm assuming you have one of those. Anyway, imagine if the moon was watching your planet all its conception, and then it decided IT wanted to make its own homunculus.
Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
Now that homunculus basically is in charge of the Moon and that is BB!
basically.
But unlike an actual homunculus, I don't have a physical body, I use magic to make one. Im more like a spooky ghost 👻
[ A box is left in front of Dito's front door.
Letter: Squick ]
Obtained
x1 Squeaky Duck that somehow looks exactly like Dito
x1 Box of Chocolate
x1 Box of Cookies
x1 Picture of BB's Middle Finger
x1 Butter Knife
Letter: Squick ]
Edited 2024-12-24 23:33 (UTC)
[This is getting into quasi-religious territory here, and Dito ain't about that shit. It sounds vaguely familiar, honestly-- like something he'd heard Zero talk about once upon a time.]
So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
So if you don't have a physical body, what happens when the one you're using dies? Just out of curiosity.
LOL this one isn't physical? really? its made of magical technically, if it does die my body just turns into fluttering specs of mana basically? that happens to all bodies here tho
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
y upset? you can't play with my guts?
except instead of it being gold - its just like dust? lol lame
y upset? you can't play with my guts?
Upset? Don't flatter yourself, peanut-- you're not that interesting.
But that sounds like what happens when Intoners die back in my world. All this magical energy gets released and absorbed into the person who killed them. Or so I've been told.
Is that what happens to you? Do you just get absorbed back into the moon or whatever? Have you died before?
But that sounds like what happens when Intoners die back in my world. All this magical energy gets released and absorbed into the person who killed them. Or so I've been told.
Is that what happens to you? Do you just get absorbed back into the moon or whatever? Have you died before?
idk about that
im not like most girls
[ But like actually - because shes made up of shit. Actual shit. The shit human's shit out. But not actual shit, rhetorical shit. ]
lolol u sound scared? just so you know im not an intoner or w.e. that sounds cool as fuck tho.
me dying is the standard way any servant dies so, its not that special. I've died plenty of times because that's my job - basically. Then we just come back so long as our saint graph is intact. that's a bit complicated, but basically, as long as our soul is in this box that records our existence. we can die as many times as we need to. there are some exceptions, where we need to be careful etc, but its all complicated to explain
here though, if i die, i die-die. then go through inferna like anyone else
so anyway whats this intoner thing?
im not like most girls
[ But like actually - because shes made up of shit. Actual shit. The shit human's shit out. But not actual shit, rhetorical shit. ]
lolol u sound scared? just so you know im not an intoner or w.e. that sounds cool as fuck tho.
me dying is the standard way any servant dies so, its not that special. I've died plenty of times because that's my job - basically. Then we just come back so long as our saint graph is intact. that's a bit complicated, but basically, as long as our soul is in this box that records our existence. we can die as many times as we need to. there are some exceptions, where we need to be careful etc, but its all complicated to explain
here though, if i die, i die-die. then go through inferna like anyone else
so anyway whats this intoner thing?
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