Heh. Touched a nerve with that "boring" crack, did I? You're as deep as a puddle, little missy.
Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.
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Knowing something and being experienced in something are two completely different things. Take my mistress for example-- she spent a good portion of her life researching every single sex position and kink that was ever conceived. Doesn't mean she wasn't utter shit at each and every one of them.
You might know more about sex than I do-- doubtful, but I'll humor you-- but I guarantee that in practice? You'd better be bringing something more to the table or else your unfortunate partners are gonna end up busting a nut thinkin' of something else.