Oh, I dunno. Seems like this town could do with a little renovation. I can think of quite a few places that'd respond well to your touch, y'know?
[More double entendres? Probably more double entendres. Dude can't really seem to turn it down.]
Was there any particular reason you called me? I mean-- other than allowing me the pleasure of listening to that oh-so-beautifully deadpan voice of yours.
[Thank God, someone who knows how to hold a conversation that isn't about world domination, murder or intimidation. There aren't many people who can hold a normal conversation with him that aren't Aware of Him™️ already.]
Renovation.
[The word may be singular but the amusement is very evident behind it. This guy talks so casually about Shigaraki destroying an entire city. It's either he doesn't believe he can, or he really is that casual about destruction.
'I told you I'd call you in a month.' is all he can think of but... Alright, fuck it, if he's going to look for allies.]
I'm going out hunting when it starts turning dark. You're going with me.
Heh. My knight in bloodstained armor. [Dito's tone is mockingly effusive.] Come to rescue me from that terrible dragon known as Boredom, huh?
Careful, the beasties have been getting more aggressive lately. I heard a whole bunch of them swarmed a hunter just last week-- tore out his guts and ate them while he was still alive and screaming. Pretty messed up stuff. You could die. We could both die.
[Another chuckle.]
Should be fun.
I couldn't resist because of the damn discord convo lol
I'll pick up that class if it means you're the one in the dress in that equation.
[It's not flirting he's honestly just saying it.
There's a small huffed chuckle on his end and Shigaraki continues after it.]
So don't let the big scary monsters teabag you and live instead. Prove to me you weren't lying and it will be fun. But if I have to drag your ass and carry your part of the hunt, probably should've not called me back.
Only if it's a color that brings out my eyes. I do well in solids. Browns and beige. Dark greens work pretty well too. And stockings. I got some killer legs.
[Shigaraki might not have been flirting, but Dito sure is.]
In any case, don't worry. I can carry my own weight. A lot more'n my own weight, actually-- I'm a lot stronger than I look. You gonna meet me somewhere tonight or should I just stand outside your door with my dick in my hand?
[Even if Dito can't see it, Shigaraki is mathmeme.gif-ing while he speaks. Because as much as Tomura wishes that he honestly could say that's a joke, he really doesn't think it is. .....That or standing outside his door with his dick in his hand.]
You don't know where I live, you'd just be outside some stranger's door.
[And yet again he doesn't think that'd be a problem here.]
I missed the part where that's supposed to be a deterrent. I mean, I'm gonna be gettin' my jollies either way. Kinda prefer it be with a handsome drink of water like yourself though, y'know?
[God Dito do you even have an off switch?]
In any case, let's meet up at the outskirts of town. Bring protection.
[And of course he's not going to elaborate on what he means by "protection", if that lascivious grin is any indication.]
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Oh, I dunno. Seems like this town could do with a little renovation. I can think of quite a few places that'd respond well to your touch, y'know?
[More double entendres? Probably more double entendres. Dude can't really seem to turn it down.]
Was there any particular reason you called me? I mean-- other than allowing me the pleasure of listening to that oh-so-beautifully deadpan voice of yours.
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Renovation.
[The word may be singular but the amusement is very evident behind it. This guy talks so casually about Shigaraki destroying an entire city. It's either he doesn't believe he can, or he really is that casual about destruction.
'I told you I'd call you in a month.' is all he can think of but... Alright, fuck it, if he's going to look for allies.]
I'm going out hunting when it starts turning dark. You're going with me.
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Careful, the beasties have been getting more aggressive lately. I heard a whole bunch of them swarmed a hunter just last week-- tore out his guts and ate them while he was still alive and screaming. Pretty messed up stuff. You could die. We could both die.
[Another chuckle.]
Should be fun.
I couldn't resist because of the damn discord convo lol
[
It's not flirting he's honestly just saying it.There's a small huffed chuckle on his end and Shigaraki continues after it.]
So don't let the big scary monsters teabag you and live instead. Prove to me you weren't lying and it will be fun. But if I have to drag your ass and carry your part of the hunt, probably should've not called me back.
Still willing?
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[Shigaraki might not have been flirting, but Dito sure is.]
In any case, don't worry. I can carry my own weight. A lot more'n my own weight, actually-- I'm a lot stronger than I look. You gonna meet me somewhere tonight or should I just stand outside your door with my dick in my hand?
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You don't know where I live, you'd just be outside some stranger's door.
[And yet again he doesn't think that'd be a problem here.]
Where do you want to meet?
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[God Dito do you even have an off switch?]
In any case, let's meet up at the outskirts of town. Bring protection.
[And of course he's not going to elaborate on what he means by "protection", if that lascivious grin is any indication.]
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Alright, in that case meet me at the graveyard. You better be there, I'll hunt you instead.
[Click.]