I'll pick up that class if it means you're the one in the dress in that equation.
[It's not flirting he's honestly just saying it.
There's a small huffed chuckle on his end and Shigaraki continues after it.]
So don't let the big scary monsters teabag you and live instead. Prove to me you weren't lying and it will be fun. But if I have to drag your ass and carry your part of the hunt, probably should've not called me back.
Only if it's a color that brings out my eyes. I do well in solids. Browns and beige. Dark greens work pretty well too. And stockings. I got some killer legs.
[Shigaraki might not have been flirting, but Dito sure is.]
In any case, don't worry. I can carry my own weight. A lot more'n my own weight, actually-- I'm a lot stronger than I look. You gonna meet me somewhere tonight or should I just stand outside your door with my dick in my hand?
[Even if Dito can't see it, Shigaraki is mathmeme.gif-ing while he speaks. Because as much as Tomura wishes that he honestly could say that's a joke, he really doesn't think it is. .....That or standing outside his door with his dick in his hand.]
You don't know where I live, you'd just be outside some stranger's door.
[And yet again he doesn't think that'd be a problem here.]
I missed the part where that's supposed to be a deterrent. I mean, I'm gonna be gettin' my jollies either way. Kinda prefer it be with a handsome drink of water like yourself though, y'know?
[God Dito do you even have an off switch?]
In any case, let's meet up at the outskirts of town. Bring protection.
[And of course he's not going to elaborate on what he means by "protection", if that lascivious grin is any indication.]
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I couldn't resist because of the damn discord convo lol
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It's not flirting he's honestly just saying it.There's a small huffed chuckle on his end and Shigaraki continues after it.]
So don't let the big scary monsters teabag you and live instead. Prove to me you weren't lying and it will be fun. But if I have to drag your ass and carry your part of the hunt, probably should've not called me back.
Still willing?
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[Shigaraki might not have been flirting, but Dito sure is.]
In any case, don't worry. I can carry my own weight. A lot more'n my own weight, actually-- I'm a lot stronger than I look. You gonna meet me somewhere tonight or should I just stand outside your door with my dick in my hand?
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You don't know where I live, you'd just be outside some stranger's door.
[And yet again he doesn't think that'd be a problem here.]
Where do you want to meet?
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[God Dito do you even have an off switch?]
In any case, let's meet up at the outskirts of town. Bring protection.
[And of course he's not going to elaborate on what he means by "protection", if that lascivious grin is any indication.]
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Alright, in that case meet me at the graveyard. You better be there, I'll hunt you instead.
[Click.]