Hey, I have absolutely no control over what Miss Andrist does. I'll just tell her that you're comin' over for our regularly scheduled rutting session and she'll make herself scarce.
I think she's disgusted by the noises I make. S'why I'm so loud in the first place. One of the reasons, anyway.
[You can probably hear the wink he's sending over the line right now.]
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Destroy everything. Take revenge for every injustice I've ever endured.
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[The word comes out as a breathy, satisfied sigh.]
You always know just how to say the right things to bring my mood up, you know that? Gotta love a man with large aspirations.
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[Shigaraki has no clue what exactly would happen if he had both quirks, this is just his estimation.]
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Just make sure the final show is spectacular.
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And don't worry-- I have no illusions about you not being able to pull off a big finish. You've proven that to me multiple times already.
[Just in case you thought he could actually go an entire conversation without at least one double entendre.]
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[Which is thank you for the compliment.]
Anyway, you're not dead. That's convenient, I've checked what I needed to. It'd be inconvenient if you died. Remember that.
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You gonna invite yourself over again tonight? Should I pre-emptively put in a work order for a replacement door?
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You know better if I do or don't.
If you're going to whine like that... This time I'll knock. Don't let her bitchiness answer I'm not in the mood.
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I think she's disgusted by the noises I make. S'why I'm so loud in the first place. One of the reasons, anyway.
[You can probably hear the wink he's sending over the line right now.]